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Movies Recently Seen: Instinct-good movie, make you think about a lot of stuff.  Be ready for a lot of philosphical viewpoints and aspects.  Minimal action and excitement. Entrapment-Stupid movie but it has Catherine Zeta Jones.  Nice rear ;)  Star Wars Episode I-Pretty cool, Darth Maul kicks ass. Black Mask-Dubbed over in English, stupid storyline background, chinese style action with super high jumps and people never reload their guns.

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THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

• During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a  strip club at least once.
• When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
• If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a  passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year. (or Mardi Gras parade).
• All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying  beside her.
• All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
• It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
• The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place  no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel  to any other part of the building undetected.
• Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.
• The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
• All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
• If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
•  You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you  make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
• Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will  not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.
• If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or  killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
• A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but  will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
• When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the  exact fare. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at  night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
•  If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
•  Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family  every morning even though their husband and children never have time to  eat it.
• Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
• All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
• A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of  RFK stadium.
• Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
•  Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
• It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or  ending phone conversations.
• Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary  to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
•  It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
• A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
•  It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight  involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out  their predecessors.
• When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they  will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
• No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien  invasion will ever go into shock.
• Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba  diving.
• You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
• Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped  inside.
• Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.

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