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Antoine
Age: 22
Catholic
 
  • "looks a whole lot like a vietnamese guy"
  • Endures repeated jokes regarding his sister
  • Belongs on those damn beer commercials
  • Will graduate by the turn of the next millenium
  • Don't ask where his other hand is...
    Rob
    Age: 20 something
    Catholic
     
  • Don't be fooled by that look, he's a serial killer.
  • Don't touch him either (see above)
Chris
Age: 22
Cult fanatic in hiding
 
  • Endures repeated jokes regarding his Mom
  • Former DJ sidekick
  • Volleyball is an art
  • Drove the worst vehicles alive until I picked one out for him
Brain
Age: 22
Desk Jockey by day, hacker by night
  • Drives like a mad crack whore
  • Has as many gadgets as I do
  • Yet another friend with a sports car...
Damon
Age: 22
Goddard?!?
  • Could be mistaken for an alien in this picture
  • Can be found chasing the neighbors kids from his pool...
  • when he isn't chasing girls (off)
Randy
Age: 22
Supposed to be Catholic
  • Missing an eye patch
  • Could be an ancester of a pirate
  • "Hey Randy, watch out for that sign!!!"
  • His bicycle cost as much as the loan for my motorcycle
 
Joe
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[DX] Clan 
(it's an engineering thing)